King Albert in his zaniest adventure yet. Will Albert be able to stop the invading nazi-scientology forces? Will he be able to leave the kingdom's colonial past behind him? Will his queen leave him for another woman? Will he have surreal satanic fantasies about the queen and her hypothetical mistress? Will his hidden army of deformed children riding winged mutant spiders overthrow the government? Will all this turn out to be merely a dream of aforementioned spiders? All these questions will be answered in this rural royal sci-fi epic, starring His Gung-Ho Majesty.