Captain Falcon decided that Backwards Long Jumps are too cliche, so he decides to mess Bowser up without them.
This is a hack of Super Mario 64 that replaces Mario with Captain Falcon, while also adjusting several of his attributes (Higher running speed, faster falling speed, a Falcon Kick that immediately puts him at 120 speed, and a Falcon Punch that can destroy almost any object in the game, including Star Doors and Bowser).
As BLJs aren't used in this category, the primary method of building up speed is through the Hyper Speed Wall Kick technique, which abuses the fact that aerial acceleration has no limit. By repeatedly staying in the air through frame-perfect wall kicks, I can slowly build up enough speed to skip past the Endless Stairs. Yes, I tried Falcon Punching it. No, it didn't work.
Credit to Pasta Power for making the hack, and Snark for his inputs in the Dire Dire Docks star up to jumping on the submarine (Which desynced due to Falcon's higher gravity). The lag at the end of the star could easily be improved, but I don't want to bother with it now.